Seedhe seedhe kyun nahi bolte mujhse kahin door jaana chahte ho ?Īaj tak bechaare ka mazaak udaati hai duniya Woh bechara toh kahin door jaana chahta thaīiwi ke chakkar mein bolna pada India jaa raha hoonĪchcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa rahe ho? Uss ad mein naa woh kutta nahi kutiya haiĬolumbus ko pata nahi tha wo ke India nahi jaa raha hai aur galti se pahuch gaya? Tumhe hmm hmm hi karna tha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyun kiya ?Īrrey meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyun kiya ? Sabse zyaada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki haiĪrrey call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jaati hai karne ko Mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko bechne jaun toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aayeĢ hafte dimag chategi ki table lena hai table lena haiĥ ghante mall mein bitaa ke ek sadi si chappal utha ke le aayegiĪrrey 2 minute kar lunga to tujhe kya mil jaayega meri maaĪur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaata to naatak Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko 2 din hug nahi kiya toh problemĬushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh aur cushion aaye Main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hoonĪrrey mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye thaĮk ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua, dono saath saath, film khatam Saala jab tak batman nahi bana, tab tak bolti rahi Inn ladkiyon ko naa koi khush nahi rakh sakta Uska new year jo kabhi tumhara bhi new year tha Relationship ka matlab hi yeh hota hai to enter into your own happiness Trust me yaar 6 mahine mein I have had it allĪbbe kaunsa pyaar, kaisi relationship, kaahe ki khushiyaan? Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo mooh kholti hai Lekin agar meri life mein koi problem naa ho toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai… Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon ki meri life mein koi problem hi naa ho Rajat’s Epic Dialogue in Pyar Ka Punchnama Rajat : Muh me lele five megapixel aur uski foto chaap ke laga le…
PYAAR KA PUNCHNAMA 1 DIALOGUE BY RAJAT DOWNLOAD UPDATE
Rajat : Mootna Khatam karne se pehle Abhi moota ka status dal update laga dete ho. Liquid: Chauby jee chai badhiya hai aapkiĭin bhar ki Thakaan mit jaati hai, Naale ki Khushboo aur Aapki Chai… Rajat : Liquid Itna mat garam hua kar, kisi din evaporate ho jayega…Ĭhaudhary : Abe ek baat bata Saans rokne se kya moot bhi ruk jata hai?Ĭhaudhary : Abey beygon pina hota to tujhe call nahi karti, pee leti aur tujhe pata bhi nahi chalta. 3 din se teri gili chaddi bathroom me padi sad rahi hai, kitchen me tune ande ke chilko ka ash tray banaya hua hai, tere mozo ki badbu se chaudhary almost 3 bar ulti kar chuka hai, aur to neha ko keh raha hai wo hume trouble karti hai, itni pyari bachchi hai wo, problem saali tu hai. Liquid : Sali Kutiya, Kitni kamini hai tu. Liquid : Main chep hu nahi sirf lagta hoon. Liquid : Aaj tere bhai se ladki ne khud aake baat ki, Parathe bhi khaye sath me. Liquid : Kutto ka koi sunday nahi hota, kutte saato din kutte hi hote hai. Liquid : Tumhari ghatiya company koi standard nahi, sab nikkar pehen pehen ke aa jate hai, pata nhi kya kya krna padta hai jisse asaani se utari jaa sake isliye nikkar pehen ke aa jate hai… Liquid : Aisa hai Khana to ghatiya hai hi aapka, chai bhi ghatiya hai, ye piche jo nala beh raha hai na ussi ke paani se bani hai ussi me moot te hai ussi ko pee lete hai. Liquid : Main tera baap nahi hoon, kyuki meri najayaz aulad bhi na tere jitni najayaaz nahi ho sakti… Liquid : Saali Rajjo tu kya pet se hai Darwaza nahi khol sakti thi uth ke.
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